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... Soooo... I illustrated a couple of children's books. It's kind of weird. If you know my name, and are so inclined, look me up on Amazon. I did not write the stories and I'm sad to say I'm not a big fan of the writing... or the design for the characters the author chose. My own fault for putting it on the table though. Anyway, so that happened.
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Vacation

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“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.”
-Benjamin Franklin

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Hello all ^_^, I just got back from Las Vegas. I had a pretty decent time. Saw a couple of magic shows, a musical- “Spamalot”-, a Star Trek convention, an Eiffel Tower replica, a pyramid and a tomb, and a bunch of other stuff. Overall I enjoyed the trip but Vegas isn’t a place I think I’d like to visit more than once. There’s a tone of stuff there but I like hiking in a forest by a river more than disappearing white tigers and yard high margaritas. … Also, I’m a cheep bastard and Vegas is not a place where one can get away with that sort of thing very often.
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"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. "
-- Douglas Adams


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I stole this off :icondemondragon: and :icononca92:  who stole it off of the person listed below:

Saw this off: BRIANGELSHIGURE (Look her up on friend list -watchers-)


1. Who were you with last night?
-Joya-kun… on-line. I was telling him why he's a stubborn, pig headed, bastard; and he was explaining to me exactly why I'm a selfish, self-serving, idiot. It was enlightening… and loud -microphones and cameras on MSN chat ^_^. Fun fun :dance:

2. What woke you up this morning?
-… landing… I fell out of bed again ^^; … don't look at me like that

3. Where are you?
-the kitchen

4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
-urm… quack

5. Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
-I hugged my cat Gia. I haven't given her much attention lately so I decided to sit down and play with her a bit.

6. When was the last time you cried?
-… no comment

7. Ever thrown up in public?
-not that I can recall

8. Passed out because of alcohol?
-no.

10. Would you take a bullet for anyone?
-gladly… a more pertinent question would be who. Yes/no questions are so boring.

11. Where would you like to live?
-Australia or Canada

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
-I honestly have no idea anymore… I thought I knew, but now I'm not so sure

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
-I see an unmarked grave in my future… but is it mine?… come on, I don't know where I'll be… I just … I don't care

- ON MYSPACE or other blog/online journal-

15. Who is your number one?
-That's more of a myspace oriented question isn't it? Well the person I hear most from on my online journal is  Joya-kun, so I guess he's my number one.

16. Have you kissed your number one?
-no.

17. Who was the last person that left you a comment?
Joya-kun

- IN GENERAL -

19. Do you like candy necklaces?
-I'm a fan of all edible accessories and clothing… but I must say that candy necklaces are my favorite.

20. When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?
-This morning

21. Do you listen to music every day?
-hell yes! I love to boogie to a wicked beat =^___^= V :boogie:

23. What was the last thing you ate?
-rose tea and tuna casserole

24. Are you a fast typer?
-no, I'm about average I think.

25. About how many people have you liked?
-how many have I liked? Probably dozens. Now the number of people I've really loved… well, I've only got one of those.

26. What are you doing this weekend?
-I'm going to make some serious decisions about my life…

27. Whats your favorite type of SODA?
-Coca-Cola; I'm addicted to it. :pills:

29. Have you ever won an award?
-again, a yes/no question! Damn you! So boring! Anyway, yes I have. I've got a drawer of meddles and plaques- mostly for getting good grades and being liked by my teachers… one for doing relatively well in a speech contest… 3rd place… which is awesome considering how afraid of public speaking I am.

30. What do you want to do right now?
-Harass my friends into doing the voices for my flash animation… but I don't want to bother them… but I really want to finish my animation… but I shouldn't be so pushy… gahhhh!

31. Are you listening to music right now?
-Seriously, the person who thought up these questions really needs to take a journalism class. First rule in getting ready for an interview is to make sure none of the questions are worded for yes/no answers. It makes for a terribly boring interview. Bla, but if I'm really so intent on nit picking then I suppose I should just make my own question error…hmmm… Anyway yes, I am listening to music. It's "Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy" by Queen.

32. Do you like someone right now?
-no

33. Whats a quote that you love?
-"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." – Douglas Adams

34. How long 'til your birthday?
-I was never born. I simply popped into existence to spread insanity, frustration, and chaos… what? This answer will be wrong a day after it's posted so why bother?

35. When were you the saddest in your whole life?
-when? Why not ask what made me that way? Bloody fool. June 2006-July 2006

36. What time is it?
-4:14 a.m.

37. Do you use EBay to buy or sell?
-neither

38. What makes you mad?
-fools who smile as they destroy and say it's in the name of what's right

39. Have you ever had a song written about you?
-no

40.What song makes you cry?
-"Calling You" by Blue October

41. What song makes you happy?
-"Calling You" by Blue October


42. What is your display name about?
-My ex gave it to me. I told her that I wanted to be her knight; but because I wasn't sure how to help her, I was still just a serf, only able to do what I was told. I couldn't see into her heart… I couldn't help her the way I wanted to. She said I could be her knerf, a serf training to be a knight.


I severally shortened this quiz because I was tired of answering yes/no questions and some of them were repetitive. It's so difficult to find an entirely entertaining quiz these days. Oh well, perhaps I should just make one up myself... hmmm...
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quiz me

9 min read
"Remember, anyone can juggle for a second."
-John Alejandro King

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---{100 Little Things You Didn't Know About Me}---

1. Full Name: lady awesome pants
2. Nicknames: I.V., ivvie-chan, Knerf
3. Birthday: July 28
4. Place of Birth: The Moon
5. Zodiac Sign: Leo
6. Male or Female: I'm a lady with fangs
7. Grade: um... A ?
8. School: Junior College... I suck
9. Occupation: Student/ language development tester
10. Residence: Mars
11. Screen Name: Knerf (the knightly serf), Sorceress Isis, minuit Fleur, Dream Writer.... geez, I'm really kind of hokey hu?

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: middle brown
13. Hair Length: I try to keep it pretty short, about ear length
14. Eye color: Blue... and sometimes green... and sometimes gray... they change depending on my mood and the lighting
15. Best Feature: My hands... or my monkey feet ^_^ those are fun too
16. Height: 5' 4''
17. Braces?: Nope.
18. Glasses?: in third grade my optometrist said I needed them, but they gave me headaches so I didn't use them. Now I have 20/20 vision though. It's kind of weird.
19. Piercing: like I really need any more holes in my body....
20. Tattoos: no, I'm too fickle and my tastes change weekly so a tattoo would be a bad idea for me I think.
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Johnny in kindergarten. He was crazy like me and also thought that being upside-down and up high was a really cool place to be ^_^.
23. First Award: First time I actually got a spiffy cool award was in Junior High. I got an award for being really good at P.E. ... I think my coach would cry if she saw me now. I've become so lazy.
24. First Sport You Joined: Basket ball in elementary school... I got hit in the head a lot while I was on the team... no, it wasn't much fun at all... ^^;
25. First pet: a black and white cat named Rainbow Korea... I named her that because she wandered into my back yard after a big storm and there was a big rainbow out. The second part came about because I was trying to say Core, like the core of the sun, because I watched too much Discovery channel when I was little and knew that the sun made rainbows, but I was really small and said Korea instead... shut up, I was like four when I named her damn it!
26. First Real Vacation: Hawaii! Yeah, my folks took me camping to a bunch of different places... but that always felt like work. Pitching a tent, killing bugs, the heat or cold depending on the season... give me a hotel any day ^_^.
27. First Concert: ... some blue grass thing my dad took me too... they had awesome meat on a stick ^_^
28. First Love: ... Kathryn

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Adolescence of Utena
30. TV Show: Dr. Who
31. Colors: Violet
32. Rapper: Umm... Will Smith?
33. Band: ... They Might be Giants... I guess ^^;
34. Song Right Now:...Baby One More Time by Ahmet and Dweezil Zappa. Kill Brittany! I hate her version. It is blasphemy!
35. Friend: I take the fifth...
36. Candy: carmal covered apples
37. Sport to Play: Air hockey... shut up! It is to a sport.
38. Restaurant: Applebee's
39. Favorite brand to wear: um... cheep. Is cheep a brand? 'Cause if it is, then I like that brand
40. Store: Sun Coast
41. School Subject: Art...
42. Animal: Wolf
43. Book: Ella Enchanted... don't look at me like that. It's a good book! ... BITE ME!
44. Magazine: Shojo- Beat
45. Shoes: I have a secret love for platform shoes... I hate being so damn short!

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Tired... caffeine, I neeeeeed it!
47. Single or Taken?: *sigh* single...
48. Have a crush: fuck you all!
49. Eating: Artichokes
50. Drinking: Ice water
51. Typing: more stories that I'll never let anyone read ever... it entertains me ^_^
52. Online?: only when I'm breathing ^_^
53. Listening To: Bubble Trouble
54. Thinking About: why I suddenly decided being an animal science major would be a good idea. Oh goddess, the science... so much science... *dies*
55. Wanting To: stick a railroad spike in my neck because it would probable hurt less then the throbbing in my skull
56. Watching: The sun set... ooo, pretty colors ^_^
57. Wearing: my nice work cloths... I'm too lazy to change

__________Future__________

58. Want Kids?: at this time, I do not foresee them in my future
59. Want to be Married?: ... not anymore I don't
61. Where do you want to live: Canada!
62. Car: anything with great gas mileage.

__Which is Better With The Opposite/Same Sex___

63. Hair color: doesn't matter
64. Hair length: urm... also, don't care
65. Eye color: ... whatever
66. Measurements: ... yeah, with women I like them with a bit of meat on their bones. But for some reason I like uber skinny guys. Not really sure why that is ^_^.
67. Cute or Sexy: Guys-cute, women-hawt!
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Hugs... yeah, hugs
70. Short or Tall: Short
71. Easygoing or serious: fun but also intelligent
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: romantic
73. Fatty or Skinny: I already answered that one
74. Sensitive or Loud: "Damn it! I love you, you goddamn moron! And I want to spend the rest of my life making you smile, so just shut up already!"... yeah, like that...
75. Hook-up or Relationship: for right now, hook-up. Stupid lame-o relationships! *mumbles something unladylike*
76. Sweet or Caring: how about dense but well meaning ^_^
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble Maker ^_^

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: not that I can recall...
79. Had Alcohol: yes, and all I can say is, why the hell do people drink that junk?! It's nasty, and it made me dizzy and super hot, which is not fun in this weather. And really, even the stuff that doesn't taste nasty just makes me feel like I'm on a ship in the middle of a storm anyway. I just don't get the appeal.
80. Smoked: ... because cancer sounds like such super fun... yeah, no.
81. Ran Away From Home: yeah... I think I made it to the end of the block before I got tired and took a nap in someone's front lawn... and then I woke up at home so I guess my folks must have picked me up. I think I was around four or five ^_^.
82. Broken a bone: no...
83. Got an X-ray: yeah, my mom's an x-ray tech... you have no idea how much fun my sis and I had on bring your kids to work day ^_^
84. Been with someone: der...
85. Broken Someone's Heart: um... yeah... I suck ^^;
86. Broke Up With Someone: yeah... it's so depressing
87. Cried When Someone Died: ... no, haven't had anyone die on me that I gave a flip about. That's kind of callous isn't it? Oh well.
88. Cried At School: lost of times... I have failure issues ^^;

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: I believe in God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit... but I think some... a lot of the Bible is junk. I also believe that just because a person doesn't believe in God does NOT necessarily mean they're damned. It's complicated...
90. Miracles: Yup... though only because there are still things that can't be explained. But like the saying goes "Any advanced form of science is indiscernible from magic."
91. Love At First sight: My Psych class told me that anyone is capable of falling in love with anyone else... it's all just a matter of preference and determination... so, that really kills the whole concept of the fairytale love for me... so no, I don't believe in love at first sight.
92. Ghosts: um... I don't know. I haven't been privy to any evidence one way or the other
93. Aliens: yeah... they stole my brain and wont give it back till I can prove that I actually use it... I don't think I'll be getting it back any time soon.
94. Soul Mates: no idea
95. Heaven: yup... I used to see it daily
96. Hell: yup... it lives in my head
97. Angels: yup... I've met a few
98. Kissing on The First Date: ... only if I'm feeling particularly stupid ^_^
99. Horoscopes: No... but they are rather fun when done with a sense of humor

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't have?: ... I take the fifth... and then I'll kill you all! *kicks something small and defenseless*
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